It's important to know that she has no hamsters. While she is
an alligator and putative consumer of small rodents, she is in fact a vegetarian and only consumes knowledge alive.
She is also very playful for an introverted expatriate. She is only 1/4 English. The other 3/4s are Celt (an even mix of Cornish, Scottish and Irish), so she is only proper 25% of the time. And even that 1/4 has tattoos.