Of the Gods

The HR Complaint

You knock on the door of the boss' office. You're not sure what you've been called in for, but you know it can't be good. 

"Take a seat," he says to you, motioning towards the chair in front of him with his hand.

You're a bit more nervous now. 

"We received a complaint from one of your colleagues today. They've brought it to my attention that there was an incident with you yesterday. An incident of sexual misconduct."

"장난이지?"

"No, this is not a joke, Ho. This is a serious matter."

How will you respond?

"This is a gross misunderstanding."
or

"HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH VITRIOL!"