"This is a gross misunderstanding."
"With brute force?" he questions you skeptically.
"What else was I supposed to do? Tell him politely to go away? When has that worked at any point in history?"
"I understand what you're saying, and frankly, my son has informed me I need to work on my anger management, so I don't wish to argue. I'll let you off with a warning. But if I hear any more word of harassment coming from you, we will have to look at a reassignment. On your way, now, I'm late for my psychiatrist appointment with Apollo."
He gets out from the desk, and escorts you out of the room.
An alarm goes off in the office as you walk out...
"Aw shit," says the boss. "Not a Code Blue."
He runs out of the office.