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• 1 2015-03-24T18:14:35-07:00 Act I 15 Season 5, episode 16 of the show Bones shows Bones and Booth meeting with the psychologists Sweets to discuss Sweets’ thoughts on the partnership Bones and Booth have. Flashbacks took viewers back in time to the first case they worked on together as well as some defining moments in the partnership. Due to the vagueness of the prior and present relationship status of Bones and Booth in season 5, episode 16, viewers are either elated or upset by their marriage in season 9, episode 6. This reference connects to the theme marriage because both couples declare their dislike and refusal to be married, and in due time are wedded. The play possibly served as a source of inspiration when deciding the dynamic of the relationship between Bones and booth from season 1 to season 10 which is currently going on. plain 2016-11-16T09:06:56-08:00 Act I, Scene 1 
   
  Before LEONATO’S house. 
   
  [Enter LEONATO, HERO, and BEATRICE, with a Messenger]
  
  Leonato. I learn in this letter that Don Peter of Arragon comes this night to Messina.
  
  Messenger. He is very near by this: he was not three leagues off
  when I left him. 5
  
  Leonato. How many gentlemen have you lost in this action?
  
  Messenger. But few of any sort, and none of name.
  
  Leonato. A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings
  home full numbers. I find here that Don Peter hath
  bestowed much honour on a young Florentine called Claudio. 10
  
  Messenger. Much deserved on his part and equally remembered by
  Don Pedro: he hath borne himself beyond the
  promise of his age, doing, in the figure of a lamb,
  the feats of a lion: he hath indeed better
  bettered expectation than you must expect of me to 15
  tell you how.
  
  Leonato. He hath an uncle here in Messina will be very much
  glad of it.
  
  Messenger. I have already delivered him letters, and there
  appears much joy in him; even so much that joy could 20
  not show itself modest enough without a badge of
  bitterness.
  
  Leonato. Did he break out into tears?
  
  Messenger. In great measure.
  
  Leonato. A kind overflow of kindness: there are no faces 25
  truer than those that are so washed. How much
  better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping!
  
  Beatrice. I pray you, is Signior Mountanto returned from the
  wars or no?
  
  Messenger. I know none of that name, lady: there was none such 30
  in the army of any sort.
  
  Leonato. What is he that you ask for, niece?
  
  Hero. My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua. 
  
  Messenger. O, he's returned; and as pleasant as ever he was.
  
  Beatrice. He set up his bills here in Messina and challenged 35 Cupid at the flight; and my uncle's fool, reading the challenge, subscribed for Cupid, and challenged him at the bird-bolt. I pray you, how many hath he killed and eaten in these wars? But how many hath he killed? for indeed I promised to eat all of his killing. 40 

  
  Leonato. Faith, niece, you tax Signior Benedick too much;
  but he'll be meet with you, I doubt it not.
  
  Messenger. He hath done good service, lady, in these wars.
  
  Beatrice. You had musty victual, and he hath holp to eat it:
  he is a very valiant trencherman; he hath an 45
  excellent stomach.
  
  Messenger. And a good soldier too, lady.
  
  Beatrice. And a good soldier to a lady: but what is he to a lord?
  
  Messenger. A lord to a lord, a man to a man; stuffed with all
  honourable virtues. 50
  
  Beatrice. It is so, indeed; he is no less than a stuffed man:
  but for the stuffing,—well, we are all mortal.
  
  Leonato. You must not, sir, mistake my niece. There is a
  kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her:
  they never meet but there's a skirmish of wit 55
  between them.
  
  Beatrice. Alas! he gets nothing by that. In our last
  conflict four of his five wits went halting off, and
  now is the whole man governed with one: so that if
  he have wit enough to keep himself warm, let him 60
  bear it for a difference between himself and his
  horse; for it is all the wealth that he hath left,
  to be known a reasonable creature. Who is his
  companion now? He hath every month a new sworn brother.  
  Messenger. Is't possible? 65
  
  Beatrice. Very easily possible: he wears his faith but as
  the fashion of his hat; it ever changes with the
  next block.
  
  Messenger. I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books.
  
  Beatrice. No; an he were, I would burn my study. But, I pray 70
  you, who is his companion? Is there no young
  squarer now that will make a voyage with him to the devil?
  
  Messenger. He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio.
  
  Beatrice. O Lord, he will hang upon him like a disease: he
  is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker 75
  runs presently mad. God help the noble Claudio! if
  he have caught the Benedick, it will cost him a
  thousand pound ere a' be cured.
  
  Messenger. I will hold friends with you, lady.
  
  Beatrice. Do, good friend. 80
  
  Leonato. You will never run mad, niece.
  
  Beatrice. No, not till a hot January.
  
  Messenger. Don Pedro is approached.
  
  [Enter DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, and BALTHASAR]
  
  Don Pedro. Good Signior Leonato, you are come to meet your 85
  trouble: the fashion of the world is to avoid
  cost, and you encounter it.
  
  Leonato. Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of
  your grace: for trouble being gone, comfort should
  remain; but when you depart from me, sorrow abides 90
  and happiness takes his leave.
  
  Don Pedro. You embrace your charge too willingly. I think this
  is your daughter.
  
  Leonato. Her mother hath many times told me so.
  
  Benedick. Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her? 95
  
  Leonato. Signior Benedick, no; for then were you a child.
  
  Don Pedro. You have it full, Benedick: we may guess by this
  what you are, being a man. Truly, the lady fathers
  herself. Be happy, lady; for you are like an
  honourable father. 100
  
  Benedick. If Signior Leonato be her father, she would not
  have his head on her shoulders for all Messina, as
  like him as she is.
  
  Beatrice. I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior
  Benedick: nobody marks you. 105
  
  Benedick. What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?
  
  Beatrice. Is it possible disdain should die while she hath
  such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick?
  Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come
  in her presence. 110
  
  Benedick. Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I
  am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I
  would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard
  heart; for, truly, I love none.
  
  Beatrice. A dear happiness to women: they would else have 115
  been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God
  and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I
  had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man
  swear he loves me. 
  
  Benedick. God keep your ladyship still in that mind! so some 120
  gentleman or other shall 'scape a predestinate
  scratched face.
  
  Beatrice. Scratching could not make it worse, an 'twere such
  a face as yours were.
  
  Benedick. Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher. 125
  
  Beatrice. A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.
  
  Benedick. I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and
  so good a continuer. But keep your way, i' God's
  name; I have done. 

  
  Beatrice. You always end with a jade's trick: I know you of old. 130  

   

  Don Pedro. That is the sum of all, Leonato. Signior Claudio
  and Signior Benedick, my dear friend Leonato hath
  invited you all. I tell him we shall stay here at
  the least a month; and he heartily prays some
  occasion may detain us longer. I dare swear he is no 135
  hypocrite, but prays from his heart.
  
  Leonato. If you swear, my lord, you shall not be forsworn.
  [To DON JOHN]
  Let me bid you welcome, my lord: being reconciled to
  the prince your brother, I owe you all duty. 140
  
  Don John. I thank you: I am not of many words, but I thank
  you.
  
  Leonato. Please it your grace lead on?
  
  Don Pedro. Your hand, Leonato; we will go together.
  
  [Exeunt all except BENEDICK and CLAUDIO]
  
  Claudio. Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato?
  
  Benedick. I noted her not; but I looked on her.
  
  Claudio. Is she not a modest young lady?
  
  Benedick. Do you question me, as an honest man should do, for
  my simple true judgment; or would you have me speak 150
  after my custom, as being a professed tyrant to their sex?
  
  Claudio. No; I pray thee speak in sober judgment.
  
  Benedick. Why, i' faith, methinks she's too low for a high
  praise, too brown for a fair praise and too little
  for a great praise: only this commendation I can 155
  afford her, that were she other than she is, she
  were unhandsome; and being no other but as she is, I
  do not like her.
  
  Claudio. Thou thinkest I am in sport: I pray thee tell me
  truly how thou likest her. 160
  
  Benedick. Would you buy her, that you inquire after her?
  
  Claudio. Can the world buy such a jewel?
  
  Benedick. Yea, and a case to put it into. But speak you this
  with a sad brow? or do you play the flouting Jack,
  to tell us Cupid is a good hare-finder and Vulcan a 165
  rare carpenter? Come, in what key shall a man take
  you, to go in the song?
  
  Claudio. In mine eye she is the sweetest lady that ever I
  looked on.
  
  Benedick. I can see yet without spectacles and I see no such 170
  matter: there's her cousin, an she were not
  possessed with a fury, exceeds her as much in beauty
  as the first of May doth the last of December. But I
  hope you have no intent to turn husband, have you?
  
  Claudio. I would scarce trust myself, though I had sworn the 175
  contrary, if Hero would be my wife.
  
  Benedick. Is't come to this? In faith, hath not the world
  one man but he will wear his cap with suspicion?
  Shall I never see a bachelor of three-score again?
  Go to, i' faith; an thou wilt needs thrust thy neck 180
  into a yoke, wear the print of it and sigh away
  Sundays. Look Don Pedro is returned to seek you.
  
  [Re-enter DON PEDRO]
  
  Don Pedro. What secret hath held you here, that you followed
  not to Leonato's? 185
  
  Benedick. I would your grace would constrain me to tell.
  
  Don Pedro. I charge thee on thy allegiance.
  
  Benedick. You hear, Count Claudio: I can be secret as a dumb
  man; I would have you think so; but, on my
  allegiance, mark you this, on my allegiance. He is 190
  in love. With who? now that is your grace's part.
  Mark how short his answer is;—With Hero, Leonato's
  short daughter.
  
  Claudio. If this were so, so were it uttered.
  
  Benedick. Like the old tale, my lord: 'it is not so, nor 195
  'twas not so, but, indeed, God forbid it should be
  so.'
  
  Claudio. If my passion change not shortly, God forbid it
  should be otherwise.
  
  Don Pedro. Amen, if you love her; for the lady is very well worthy. 200
  
  Claudio. You speak this to fetch me in, my lord.
  
  Don Pedro. By my troth, I speak my thought.
  
  Claudio. And, in faith, my lord, I spoke mine.
  
  Benedick. And, by my two faiths and troths, my lord, I spoke mine.
  
  Claudio. That I love her, I feel. 205
  
  Don Pedro. That she is worthy, I know.
  
  Benedick. That I neither feel how she should be loved nor
  know how she should be worthy, is the opinion that
  fire cannot melt out of me: I will die in it at the stake.
  
  Don Pedro. Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despite 210
  of beauty.
  
  Claudio. And never could maintain his part but in the force
  of his will.
  
  Benedick. That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that she
  brought me up, I likewise give her most humble 215
  thanks: but that I will have a recheat winded in my
  forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick,
  all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do
  them the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the
  right to trust none; and the fine is, for the which 220
  I may go the finer, I will live a bachelor.
  
  Don Pedro. I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love.
  
  Benedick. With anger, with sickness, or with hunger, my lord,
  not with love: prove that ever I lose more blood
  with love than I will get again with drinking, pick 225
  out mine eyes with a ballad-maker's pen and hang me
  up at the door of a brothel-house for the sign of
  blind Cupid.
  
  Don Pedro. Well, if ever thou dost fall from this faith, thou
  wilt prove a notable argument. 230
  
  Benedick. If I do, hang me in a bottle like a cat and shoot
  at me; and he that hits me, let him be clapped on
  the shoulder, and called Adam.
  
  Don Pedro. Well, as time shall try: 'In time the savage bull
  doth bear the yoke.' 235
  
  Benedick. The savage bull may; but if ever the sensible
  Benedick bear it, pluck off the bull's horns and set
  them in my forehead: and let me be vilely painted,
  and in such great letters as they write 'Here is
  good horse to hire,' let them signify under my sign 240
  'Here you may see Benedick the married man.'
  
  Claudio. If this should ever happen, thou wouldst be horn-mad.
  
  Don Pedro. Nay, if Cupid have not spent all his quiver in
  Venice, thou wilt quake for this shortly.
  
  Benedick. I look for an earthquake too, then. 245
  
  Don Pedro. Well, you temporize with the hours. In the
  meantime, good Signior Benedick, repair to
  Leonato's: commend me to him and tell him I will
  not fail him at supper; for indeed he hath made
  great preparation. 250
  
  Benedick. I have almost matter enough in me for such an
  embassage; and so I commit you—
  
  Claudio. To the tuition of God: From my house, if I had it,—
  
  Don Pedro. The sixth of July: Your loving friend, Benedick.
  
  Benedick. Nay, mock not, mock not. The body of your 255
  discourse is sometime guarded with fragments, and
  the guards are but slightly basted on neither: ere
  you flout old ends any further, examine your
  conscience: and so I leave you.
  
  [Exit]
  
  Claudio. My liege, your highness now may do me good.
  
  Don Pedro. My love is thine to teach: teach it but how,
  And thou shalt see how apt it is to learn
  Any hard lesson that may do thee good.
  
  Claudio. Hath Leonato any son, my lord? 265
  
  Don Pedro. No child but Hero; she's his only heir.
  Dost thou affect her, Claudio?
  
  Claudio. O, my lord,
  When you went onward on this ended action,
  I look'd upon her with a soldier's eye, 270
  That liked, but had a rougher task in hand
  Than to drive liking to the name of love:
  But now I am return'd and that war-thoughts
  Have left their places vacant, in their rooms
  Come thronging soft and delicate desires, 275
  All prompting me how fair young Hero is,
  Saying, I liked her ere I went to wars.
  
  Don Pedro. Thou wilt be like a lover presently
  And tire the hearer with a book of words.
  If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it, 280
  And I will break with her and with her father,
  And thou shalt have her. Was't not to this end
  That thou began'st to twist so fine a story?
  
  Claudio. How sweetly you do minister to love,
  That know love's grief by his complexion! 285
  But lest my liking might too sudden seem,
  I would have salved it with a longer treatise.
  
  Don Pedro. What need the bridge much broader than the flood?
  The fairest grant is the necessity.
  Look, what will serve is fit: 'tis once, thou lovest, 290
  And I will fit thee with the remedy.
  I know we shall have revelling to-night:
  I will assume thy part in some disguise
  And tell fair Hero I am Claudio,
  And in her bosom I'll unclasp my heart 295
  And take her hearing prisoner with the force
  And strong encounter of my amorous tale:
  Then after to her father will I break;
  And the conclusion is, she shall be thine.
  In practise let us put it presently. 300
  
  [Exeunt]
  
  
  Act I, Scene 2
  
  A room in LEONATO’s house.
  
  
  [Enter LEONATO and ANTONIO, meeting]
  
  Leonato. How now, brother! Where is my cousin, your son?
  hath he provided this music?
  
  Antonio. He is very busy about it. But, brother, I can tell 305
  you strange news that you yet dreamt not of.
  
  Leonato. Are they good?
  
  Antonio. As the event stamps them: but they have a good
  cover; they show well outward. The prince and Count
  Claudio, walking in a thick-pleached alley in mine 310
  orchard, were thus much overheard by a man of mine:
  the prince discovered to Claudio that he loved my
  niece your daughter and meant to acknowledge it
  this night in a dance: and if he found her
  accordant, he meant to take the present time by the 315
  top and instantly break with you of it. 
  
  Leonato. Hath the fellow any wit that told you this?
  
  Antonio. A good sharp fellow: I will send for him; and
  question him yourself.
  
  Leonato. No, no; we will hold it as a dream till it appear 320
  itself: but I will acquaint my daughter withal,
  that she may be the better prepared for an answer,
  if peradventure this be true. Go you and tell her of it.
  [Enter Attendants]
  Cousins, you know what you have to do. O, I cry you 325
  mercy, friend; go you with me, and I will use your
  skill. Good cousin, have a care this busy time.
  
  [Exeunt]
  
  
  Act I, Scene 3
  
  The same.
  
  
  [Enter DON JOHN and CONRADE]
  
  Conrade. What the good-year, my lord! why are you thus out 330
  of measure sad?
  
  Don John. There is no measure in the occasion that breeds;
  therefore the sadness is without limit.
  
  Conrade. You should hear reason.
  
  Don John. And when I have heard it, what blessing brings it? 335
  
  Conrade. If not a present remedy, at least a patient
  sufferance.
  
  Don John. I wonder that thou, being, as thou sayest thou art,
  born under Saturn, goest about to apply a moral
  medicine to a mortifying mischief. I cannot hide 340
  what I am: I must be sad when I have cause and smile
  at no man's jests, eat when I have stomach and wait
  for no man's leisure, sleep when I am drowsy and
  tend on no man's business, laugh when I am merry and
  claw no man in his humour. 345
  
  Conrade. Yea, but you must not make the full show of this
  till you may do it without controlment. You have of
  late stood out against your brother, and he hath
  ta'en you newly into his grace; where it is
  impossible you should take true root but by the 350
  fair weather that you make yourself: it is needful
  that you frame the season for your own harvest.
  
  Don John. I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in
  his grace, and it better fits my blood to be
  disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob 355
  love from any: in this, though I cannot be said to
  be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied
  but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with
  a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I
  have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my 360
  mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do
  my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and
  seek not to alter me.
  
  Conrade. Can you make no use of your discontent?
  
  Don John. I make all use of it, for I use it only. 365
  Who comes here?
  [Enter BORACHIO]
  What news, Borachio?
  
  Borachio. I came yonder from a great supper: the prince your
  brother is royally entertained by Leonato: and I 370
  can give you intelligence of an intended marriage.
  
  Don John. Will it serve for any model to build mischief on?
  What is he for a fool that betroths himself to
  unquietness?
  
  Borachio. Marry, it is your brother's right hand. 375
  
  Don John. Who? the most exquisite Claudio?
  
  Borachio. Even he.
  
  Don John. A proper squire! And who, and who? which way looks
  he?
  
  Borachio. Marry, on Hero, the daughter and heir of Leonato. 380
  
  Don John. A very forward March-chick! How came you to this?
  
  Borachio. Being entertained for a perfumer, as I was smoking a
  musty room, comes me the prince and Claudio, hand
  in hand in sad conference: I whipt me behind the
  arras; and there heard it agreed upon that the 385
  prince should woo Hero for himself, and having
  obtained her, give her to Count Claudio.
  
  Don John. Come, come, let us thither: this may prove food to
  my displeasure. That young start-up hath all the
  glory of my overthrow: if I can cross him any way, I 390
  bless myself every way. You are both sure, and will assist me?
  
  Conrade. To the death, my lord.
  
  Don John. Let us to the great supper: their cheer is the
  greater that I am subdued. Would the cook were of
  my mind! Shall we go prove what's to be done? 395
  
  Borachio. We'll wait upon your lordship.
  
  [Exeunt]