Author Bios
Is that "struggling artist" writer type of guy who's probably pushed out of bed by the combined powers of ADHD and pure concentrated optimism. In his natural habitat he's often found playing video games or guitar, fencing, reading and writing, or in the middle of a philosophical rambling about pop culture or some boring history topic that NOBODY ASKED ABOUT!!!!! He's happy to discuss Phoenix Wright for this project, but now has to resist the urge to play every other Ace Attorney game before it's done. Justice for All, Trials and Tribulations, Apollo Justice- WHEN WILL IT END GODDAMMIT?!?!?!?!
Britta Harbury
Britta Harbury, AKA Water Filter Meat Sandwich, is a burgeoning alcoholic and proud rabbit mother. In her free time, she stares at her bunny, knits hats and cooks for her many adopted humans, and ponders how we will all die someday. She's very happy to provide a shock blanket and cupcakes to people overwhelmed by the hopelessness in the universe while wrapped in a Deadpool onesie.
Iris Wilcox
Is middle school Homestuck trash at heart and ridiculously pleased to have a genuine academic excuse to use the phrase "Let me tell you about Homestuck." She only regrets leaving her two hand-sewn God Tier cosplays in Rochester, New York. Aside from Homestuck, she greatly enjoys reading webcom--no that's still Homestuck. Listening to electronic soundtrack musi--nope, Homestuck. Coding viruses even through she's not very-- no wait that's a straight up Homestuck quote she doesn't even like doing that. Man, she's just fallin' down all these Homestuck stairs. It keeps happening.
