The Aquatic Destruction
You go to follow them, but on your way out, you run into Kumi Ho as she leaves the boss' office.
"Where were you this morning?" you ask her.
"Oh don't get me started," replies Kumi.
"Need me to make a certain sexually-harassing canine to disappear?" you joke...half-seriously.
"Oh Lilith, you may be aggressive, but oh how you know exactly how to deal with a problem...I think I'll have to destroy this one on my own."
"Fair enough, you go girl!"
You make your way down to Aquatics to see the aftermath of your plan. When you arrive, what you find is more chaos than you've seen in your own office in years. You make your way up to a rafter above the department to see water is surging through the halls, Leviathan causing all sorts of hell, seeming to enjoy himself in this watery mess. You've asked your beloved to meet you here, and he joins you where you stand.
You watch as the likes of the great gods of the sea can barely handle your beast, with Poseidon, Tangaroa, Abzu, and Ægir the remaining water gods putting all their effort into subduing him. The rest of the sea gods have been moved around to different departments over the years to help with other issues, which in turn had helped bring on the climate crisis seen on Earth today. Hermes and Zeus arrive just as you do, along with the other primary gods of each region before the conglomeration, Ra, Odin, Shiva, God of Abraham. The latter of which has been on your list for a while....and you've got all of them bottlenecked in the same watery abyss.
"WE SHALL DROWN YOU IN THE SEA!" you yell above them, causing everything to stop.
"Words I've heard from the mouths of that guy's little minions" you point to God of Abraham, a man not nearly as ancient looking as one might expect. He's faired well over the years with a lot of followers on his side. "Ever fitting now, don't ya think?"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE?" God of Abraham yells up to you.
"Interesting choice of words there, but I'll take it. I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE! WE'VE BEEN SILENT LONG ENOUGH. IT'S TIME TO GIVE THOSE IN THE LOWER-PRIORITY OFFICES A CHANCE AT OUR OWN RULE. YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN. NOW WE'LL HAVE OURS."
Zeus chimes in, "LILITH! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW."
"YOU NEVER DOO! THAT'S THE POINT. WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR PATRIARCHAL RULE IN CHAOS!"
"I've only been put to this post because the Man Upstairs wanted to make sure that Chaos didn't get overrun!" Zeus continues.
"How ironic! And how do we even know if the Man Upstairs is really a man huh? Have you met him?"
Zeus has no answer. No one has met the Man Upstairs, the mysterious figure who gives orders to the creators and leaders of each religion from somewhere far from the Earth station.
He's at a loss. "Look....if you call off this beast...I'll...consider putting a woman in charge of Chaos...but I can't guarantee it will be a woman from Chaos. Certainly not you considering you've violated several rules in order to get us in this predicament."
"Hmmm," you think over. "I suppose while it's not ideal, it is a start." You motion for Leviathan to follow. "I'll make one more request. Leviathan gets to live cage-free."
"We locked that beast up for a reason," implores God of Abraham.
"I've got plenty of space in the Underworld for him. No creature deserves to be caged, I of anyone would know that...." tells Lucifer.
"Fair enough," God of Abraham finally agrees.
"Nice work babe," Lucifer tells you as you leave with your pet back in your custody.
"I know," you reply happily.
