The Apple of Discord
You and Loki find yourselves in a department away from Chaos. This place is gilded and shiny, garish and modern. In your hand, you hold what looks to be a gold iPhone, a human invention.
You step into an elevator and await your destination.
"Ok, let's see if my old friends remember this one."
Loki looks towards you, his voice sounds uncharacteristically sincere when he says, "I can't wait to see this. You know, I'm glad we're spending more time together too."
How do you respond to this warm and fuzzy new Loki?
"Don't go soft on me now, trickster."
or
"You know what? Me too."