The Pitch
The women are inquisitive about the source of the peculiar item.
"Where did you get it, Eris? Was it a gift," Hera asks with a smile and looks toward Loki
"It's so...beautiful!" Aphrodite exclaims. "I think I'm in love..." she says romantically as she dramatically puts her hand to her heart.
"Come on, it's clearly a trick. It's not real, it's another one of her...illusions" says Athena, ever the skeptic.
"Oh no, look!" Loki chimes in. "It's very real, I assure you. Gorilla glass, faux golden exterior, extremely breakable!"
He pulls the phone out of the boss' hand and throws it to the ground with force. He picks it back up and displays it like he is pitching a useless product on a late-night As Seen on TV commercial. The glass is shattered.
"See? Only humans could makes something so fragile...like them!"
All three ladies and the surrounding group coo at this revelation. You look into space with disdain...he's overdoing it.
"So, bossman?" he nudges Zeus with his elbow only for it to obviously hurt while not budging the boss. He rubs his elbow, wincing in pain, and continues. "Who's...it gonna..be?"