Talking Shop
"Oh you know, trying to stay sane in this place. Hard for me not to devour half the office with this thirst for blood I'm not allowed to quench," you tell her, disappointedly.
"Ah, I heard you got called into HR the other day about that. Best cover your tracks better. I hear the Man Upstairs has been keeping a tighter eye on our trips down below."
"I know, I know. I'm just....so....hungry. I could steal the hearts of a thousand men, and still wouldn't be satiated."
A voice pipes up from the other side of your cubicle...