Oh yeah? Why is that?
Kumi finds this phrasing amusing. "Really? Snake? Is that saying much coming from you, 언니?"
"Pipe down, foxy," she snaps back.
"Excuse me? You better watch it. If you had ANY idea how many hearts of men I've consumed, 너 바보 야?"
"Oh you wanna play THAT game do ya? Men's hearts? Please. Come back when you've eaten enough infants to make humans name nursery songs after you to try to scare you away. When you've singlehandedly cursed an entire people with your wrath. When you're so bad you're not even ALLOWED in the Bible. THEN WE CAN TALK!"
Lilith has always been a bit loud. Never one to under exaggerate her accomplishments. This argument happens at least once a week.
Kali adds her two cents, "You two really think either of you are more formidable than I? I could destroy all of you if I wanted to. I wouldn't even be trying. I AM THE NIGHT!" She flings her arms out in dramatic flair and they set alight with tongues of fire.
"OH COOL IT, BATMAN!" Lilith yells.
The three start a heavy battle of who's badder, as you're forced to sit and watch them duke it out. You'd always been the least confrontational of the group, comes with the territory as the most socially anxious. What makes you happiest is simply watching the world burn around you. With that thought, a sinister smile comes over your face. You pull out a communication device from your pocket, and someone picks up on the other line.
"Hey, it's me...I've got an idea," you tell the person on the line with a sinister smile on your face.
In the distance, you hear your friends screaming.
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" Kali shrieks.
"FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!" Lilith screams.
"사돈남말하시네!" Kumi responds.
The fighting commences around you as you continue to mind your own business. The entire cafeteria is a mess of bodies flailing, stabbing, and fighting. You are the constant in a sea of chaos.