Lunch with the Ladies
"So Eris," you pipe up. "tell us, tell us. We all know there's something going on between you two."
"I'm so jealous of you," says Kali. "I've been dying to get my hands on him." She's got for of them, and rubs them together in pairs.
"Yeah, yeah, we know everything," gripes Lilith. "That Loki is loose-lipped," she says with a bit of a lisp due to her forked tongue."
"Dont hurt yourself, Lilith," Eris joke sarcastically. "Tongue twisters will get you into twouble."
She hates getting a taste of her own medicine, and you start to giggle. Lilith turns to you and gives a stare that could kill a man, and probably has many a time.
Breaking the tension, Kali starts, "Well, tell us then. Is he as dastardly as they say?"
"Oh I know he is, he was all over me a while back...Had to kick him to the curb," explains Lilith.
You're shocked, "What about your husband, Lili?"
"Oh me and Luci have an open relationship. Keeps us coming back to each other if you ask me," she tells.
"Yeah, Kumi. Keeps things..." Kali flicks her thumb and it lights a fire on her fingertip "....fiery."
"Oh whatever, ladies. I say playing the field is much easier. Don't put all your hearts in one basket like last time, Eris. You need to be careful," you warn.
Lilith elaborates, "Men take advantage of women like you. You're too trusting for your own good, sweetheart. He's not the one, he's a snake is what he is."
You find this phrasing amusing. "Really? Snake? Is that saying much coming from you, 언니?"
"Pipe down, foxy," she snaps back.
"Excuse me? You better watch it. If you had ANY idea how many hearts of men I've consumed, 너 바보 야?"
"Oh you wanna play THAT game do ya? Men's hearts? Please. Come back when you've eaten enough infants to make humans name nursery songs after you to try to scare you away. When you've singlehandedly cursed an entire people with your wrath. When you're so bad you're not even ALLOWED in the Bible. THEN WE CAN TALK!"
Lilith has always been a bit loud. Never one to under exaggerate her accomplishments. This argument happens at least once a week.
Kali adds her two cents, "You two really think either of you are more formidable than I? I could destroy all of you if I wanted to. I wouldn't even be trying. I AM THE NIGHT!" She flings her arms out in dramatic flair and they set alight with tongues of fire.
"OH COOL IT, BATMAN!" Lilith yells.
A brawl commences amongst the 3 of you. Though you've always been friends, that doesn't mean you don't get into squabbles ever.