Ignore him
You flick your tails just out of his reach as he goes to lean on them, and he falls on his face.
"He he he...as I was saying, Kali, I have some new info for you. I think they're looking to promote one of us."
Coyote peels himself off the floor, scrambling back to his cubicle.
"You don't say?"
A voice pipes up from behind you. It's your friend Lilith. Always a bit blunt, you put up with her because you know she means well.
"So ladies, what's the hot gossip today?" you say.
You spin around in your swiveling chair, your tails guiding you along the way so you don't keep spinning.
"Well, since you've asked, I've got some new info about how they plan to...reorganize us given the shifting of powers....."
You're cut off by the thunderous voice of your boss..This man is gigantic, like a brick shithouse of a man. He's busting out of his white shirt, the buttons barely able to close. He is not fat, indeed, there is little fat on him. He's all muscle, and the muscle looks angry. His sculpted hair and long beard are grey, but his face is red with anger.
Your stomach rumbles once more, reminding you of your new diet...your thirst for blood unquenched.