Resource Guide for the Classroom: "Rock Out with Your Schnoz Out: The COVID Play"

Advertisement #2: Vitamin D

During the next scene, VANESSA quietly gets CONTESTANTS and pre-chosen AUDIENCE and brings them DSL of band, preparing them for their GAME SHOW entrance.

MICHAL enters SL with large purse, inspecting herself in her phone.

EMORY CORK:
Are you stuck inside all day because of quarantine?
Noticing a paleness in your skin and a lack of reflection?

(MICHAL notices a lack of reflection.)

EMORY CORK:
Are you losing your appetite – or just losing it in general?

(Begins to itch, then obsesses over the itchy spot.)

EMORY CORK:
Do you think to yourself, am I turning into one of the undead?

(Search through purse, pulls out a CONDOM, is horrified.)

EMORY CORK:
Have you been, (emphasis) searching for the ‘D’?

(Keeps searching, pulls out a LARGE BOTTLE labeled ‘SUN 'N’D’.)

EMORY CORK:
Well, have we got the thing for you!
Sun and ‘D’!

(Walks side to side, modeling and showing off the BOTTLE.)

EMORY CORK:
When you’ve got a hankering for the bright light,
But are curled up in a ball and refuse to leave your bed,
Look no further!
We’ll bring the ‘D’ to your door, you just let us in!

(MICHAL sees a friend Off-SL, waves, runs off. MICHAL transitions directly to run on with other CONTESTANTS.)