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• 1 2015-11-20T20:35:56-08:00 There is a theory about everything 29 vistag 2015-12-08T10:39:33-08:00 There is a theory about the public sphere as there is for everything.
  There is a theory about education.
  It’s about leading out
  And not putting in
  Should be
  But isn’t
  There is a theory about television
  But it’s getting old
  There’s no room for content
  Only form
  And who’s behind it
  There’s a theory about exercise
  How it used to be good for you
  But now it kills
  And sitting - just as bad
  There’s a theory about food
  It will kill you.
  There’s a theory about love 
  Apart from the million others
  All of them right
  All of them wrong
  There’s a theory about books
  How they should be burned
  There’s a theory about burning people
  Upside down
  Or in an oven
  There’s a theory about birth control
  Mind control
  Eugenics
  And inbreeding
  There’s a theory about abortion
  On both sides
  There’s a theory about milk
  That it’s by cows for cows
  There’s a theory about Einstein
  And his theory
  There’s a theory about electromagnetic fields
  And their discrete and continuous structures
  Explained in animation
  Which I don’t understand
  And harm you nonetheless
  There’s a theory about Alzheimer’
  And the myelin sheath
  And astronauts
  And the space program
  And space stations
  And a trip to space
  By the super rich
  Who leave earth (for good)
  For the super poor
  There’s a theory about denial
  And self-help books
  There’s a theory about academics
  By academics
  In academia
  There’s a theory about the internet
  And an internet of theories
  There’s a theory about pop
  And empty bottles
  And Gods that are crazy
  There’s a theory about God
  All of them
  There’s a theory about Muslims
  Islam
  The Koran
  Iran
  And Pakistan
  (pause)
  Afghanistan
  There’s a theory about sleep
  Deprivation
  Disorder
  Apnea
  Heart attack
  And friends who die too soon
  There’s a theory about friends
  Music
  Cancer
  Biochemistry
  And Osteosarcoma
  And the cure
  There’s a theory of Adaptation
  Darwin
  Organic evolution (Survival of the fittest)
  And running for your life
  If you’re not on the list
  There’s a theory about everything
  And nothing
  And the origin of Zero
  There is a theory about acting
  And overacting
  In every country
  Every school
  There’s a theory about nationhood
  Separation
  Association
  Founding nation
  Aboriginal
  There’s a theory about beavers
  And Maple Leaf
  And intercultural
  Multicultural
  Diverse cultural
  Ethnocultural
  Bicultural
  First class
  And cargo
  Where it’s ten degrees colder
  And you won’t survive the trip
  There’s a theory about flying
  Too high
  Too low
  Failed successes
  And successful failures
  and better chances of survival
  Based on row and seat number
  And lucky seat with dead passengers
  On either side
  A different one
  Every time
  There’s a theory about history
  Historiography
  Social theory
  Who owns the copyright to memory
  Even yours
  There’s a theory about streetcars
  In Toronto
  In the ‘50s and the ‘60s
  That Rosa Parks of Alabama
  Had it good
  By comparison
  There’s a theory about homeopathy
  Holistic medicine
  Natural protocols
  Chelation
  And the death sentence of pharmaceuticals
  There’s a theory about death
  And a religion for each one
  There’s a theory about genocide
  Then there’s genocide
  There's a theory about rape
  And who asked for it when
  (pause)
  And who was here first
   
  There’s a theory about being sick
  That you will it
  Even in your sleep
  And that goes for a country
  A people
  The world.
   
  And the theory about the public sphere
  It’s virtually
  Everywhere and nowhere
   
  I’m lost in theory
  And still can’t hold a candle
  To a dead Calabrian peasant
  Who signed his name with an ‘X’
  But knew the four elements of the earth
  On a first-name basis
   
  There’s a theory (mine) that I know less today
  Than I did yesterday
  And a theory that I prove it
  Every day.
   
  And a dead Molière talks behind my back:
  Que diable allait-il faire dans cette galère?