"Hello, citizens of America. I am proud to introduce the 'aSync.' This is our new invention and will be the next innovation, the new trend, the hot topic since after the 'Google Glass.' This new product might seem similar to the Google Glass, but the interface and functions are totally different. First, the collar-like device will be equipped around your neck and a needle-like cord will be inserted through the back of your neck. Don't worry! This will not sting or hurt. It is totally harmless. Then, the system will activate and will be connected with the neuron, which is part of nervous system that sends to and from the brain. How does this work? Basically, the cord works as a bridge between the device and the neuron and the data or the information in the system will ride the cord through the neuron to your brain, where every thought is processed and activated. It's like you becoming Dr. Octopus in Spiderman! Now, get ready to be surprised. Through the sync between the device and your brain, you will be able to see holograms of what you think in front of your eyes. In reality, there is nothing in front of you but everything is happening in your head. With the aSync anything can be real, everything can be possible! It can be your internet! Cellular Data and Wi-fi are loaded in the device. Therefore, if you want to search about a topic, say it out loud or just think it through your head, then a search engine will pop up in front of you with the results of what you wanted to know. This is not the only thing that's amazing! You can also use it like a phone! You can call through the device and your conversations with other party can be made in your head. You don't need to say everything out loud through the phone anymore! It can do anything that a computer or a smartphone can and cannot do. You can even watch television with the device if you pay for cable! Are you afraid if something might go wrong with your brain? Something like a virus, hack, or any malfunction that might not only damage the device but also damage your brain? Do not worry! Every information is sent to your brain through digital signal. In other words, a waveform, which would never affect or harm your brain. What? You are still worried and suspicious? That's why we have held hands with Norton Company, the best anti-virus software company in the world, to create and insert an anti-virus program in the device so that no one would worry or experience any harm. You're still not buying it? Just try it out! After buying the product, if you don't like it, or if there's a malfunction, then we will immediately refund 100% of your money back anytime! 100% guaranteed! Isn't this is the most greatest deal ever? So come on out and visit the closest Adam's Store to check out our product. For more information, please check out our Adam's website or call 888-123-4567. Thank You!"

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