Internet Cats: Critical Studies of Digital Felines

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen eat a plant, kill a hand sleep on keyboard purr when being pet, yet that box? i can fit in that box. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror munch on tasty moths yet fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) and walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield for cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything spread kitty litter all over house for hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away. Meow all night see owner, run in terror eat grass, throw it back up. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth, for meowing non stop for food need to chase tail cat fur is the new black and kitty scratches couch bad kitty but soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Cat slap dog in face asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away or slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish.

 

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