Ashlen Trapalis

A Theatre/Probably Marketing double major/probably Creative Writing minor at Case Western Reserve University in the beautiful Cleveland, Ohio. Has too much going on to write these bios, but won’t stand for incorrect grammar. Would get the Starbucks buy one get one deal to “share with a friend” just for herself. Likes money and the snack that smiles back (Goldfish). Follow her twitter, @DaSandwichQueen, insta @ashlent0103, Facebook, MySpace, Club Penguin, Neopets, and Webkinz.

Clay Goertemiller

A BME(Business Major Eventually) at Case Western Reserve University, but somehow still finds time for friends and fun. Has a self-professed minor in video games with enough logged hours to be proficient. In his spare time, Clay lies awake at night contemplating heavy topics, such as “What is the meaning of life?”, “Will Leutner ever have good food?”, or “If you clean a vacuum cleaner, do you become a vacuum cleaner?” You can follow him on Steam(IGN:yalc1337), Twitter(@CGSAGES), Minecraft(Username:Pirogoeth_). You can also stalk him at ### Random Place, Phone (420) 555-1337. If you see him on the streets, please tell Clay to dress appropriately for the weather. He wears long pants too often for these balmy summers.

Poorva Zope

Poorva is an international student from India hoping to major in BME and minor in Japanese/all minors of the world at Case Western Reserve University. She cannot deal with bland American food and the cold. Poorva speaks six languages y cree que जब लड़के पहनते हैं les shorts tres courtes,એ વાંદરાઓ જેવા લાગે છે. Zubair’s girlfriend says Poorva will live 50 years longer because of her healthy eating habits, but Zubair’s girlfriend obviously hasn’t seen Poorva binge-eat Reese’s. She totally gets enough sleep. Find her on Twitter @UnicrnQueen only if you are ready to debate the meaning of life. Her social security number is XXX-I'm-international-don't-be-insensitive

Zubair Mukhi

Zubair writes for The Observer, plays video games, and needs a life. His girlfriend (Poorva’s roommate) begs to differ on the last point. She could not be reached for comment. He reads science fiction, fantasy, and is keeping Iris’s copy of Watership Down forever. He’s probably majoring in Computer Science and Computer Engineering and minoring in film. He’s a proponent of reading, gaming, and the Oxford comma. Find him @CWRUbair. Slide into the DMs at your own risk. Find him on twitch.tv/anonmuk approximately 0% of the time. He often threatens to intentionally format sources incorrectly. He won’t. He’s all talk.