There for your friends
It appears though, that Eris is a bit different. This breakup has clearly hit her hard, hiding in her office, and often not speaking to anyone for days. You decide to take the helm in her absence. You also figured you'd pay Loki a visit to get his side of the story....as expected, his side was extremely misogynistic. You wish every man could be more like Luci.
"Alright everyone, you say, in loo of Eris' guidance, I have decided to take over for her until her return. That means we need to boost destruction. Lets get to it!" you encourage your staff.
After a while, though, you realize that it's time to bring your friend back. It's time for tough love.
You knock on Eris' door.
"Come in," you hear in the faintest tone.
"Hey hon....I know you're going through a hard time right now. I'm not sure what to say, but the department is getting a bit outta control. It's been a few days, and things have started to pile up. We need you back, sweetheart."
You looks up at you, tears in her eyes, a quivering lip.
"I...I'm...sorry. I just ruin everything, don't I?"
Emotions get the best of her and she break down, crying.
"Oh hon," you run to comfort her and get slightly tangled in her hair, spitting some of it out of your mouth. Kali and Kumi Ho step into the room. They all crowd around Eris.
"Why wasn't I good enough? What did I do wrong? Is it because I'm bossy? Is it because I'm a loose cannon? Is it because I'm....GREEN? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" she sobs.
"Darling, come on," implores Kali. "You know you did nothing wrong. He's insane not to love you. Would you like me to light him up?"
"I could eat his liver," Kumi says licking her lips. "Would that help?"
"Nooooooo," Eris pleads. "He's not all bad. I just want him back."
By now she has collapsed in a heap on the floor.
You, ever the the blunt one, throw your two cents in.
"Well, he don't want you, sweetie. He's probably already moved on, probably fucking someone from Love & Fertility right now."
She starts sobbing uncontrollably, always a bit sensitive, you've felt. The other ladies scowl at you.
"What? Tough love! I heard what he said about the whole situation, figured she'd want to know the truth..."
"What? What did he say?" she asks as the other two motion for you to shut your mouth. But you know she needs to know, so you continue.
"Well, I don't want to upset you more, but I brought it up to him, cause you know me, I was pissed. He told me he just couldn't deal wit your 'craziness.' Said you were always talking to him about your problems and anxieties, and overthinking everything. He'd tell you something was fine, but you would keep asking. He told me the only way he would ever consider dating you again is if you got some 'real help and were on medication' or something. Said you should go get some counseling from Apollo or something, cause he didn't want to deal with handling your 'crazy woman' emotions anymore. I told you he was a snake, baby....so I followed him to the bathroom soon after and dunked his head in the toilet for you. He was not pleased," you chuckle, sticking out your tongue.
With that, Eris is gone, off to cause chaos as she's meant to...finding her true purpose. As you have found yours.